There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
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I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
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Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
They left me at home... I'm a liability
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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