I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
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I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
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The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
i out mim tonsoeep
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