Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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