Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
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