yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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