After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
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Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
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My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Randomize