The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
Randomize
