I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
True strength comes from lack of pants
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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