If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
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