the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Drunk is not a location!
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize
