Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
Randomize
