nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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