is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
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just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
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Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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