quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
Randomize