we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
