Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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