Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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