if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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