I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
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I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
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"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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