On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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