what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
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while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
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i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
My roommate taped his phone to the ceiling fan to simulate walking so he could hatch Pokémon. Lazy people will always find a way.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
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