Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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