a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
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Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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