Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
This house was built for laser tag.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
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until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
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You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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