who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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