Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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