Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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