he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
When did angry sex become our thing?
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
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