Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
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If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Someone came in the potted fern
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
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what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
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