It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
Bring me that man meat
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
Randomize
