I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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