Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
And then my night got REAL pukey
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
Well guess who isn't a virgin anymore
guess who isnt wearing pants has a shaving cream beard and is afraid theres no cream cheese in the fridge
the answer to that last one was me. the answer to the first one is you, you sly dog
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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