dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
Randomize
