Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
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I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
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Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
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