Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
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You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
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The chlamydia really affected his face.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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