no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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