I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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