Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
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