is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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