just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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