I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
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