Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
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woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
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the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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