we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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