oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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