i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
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I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
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He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
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