He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
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