Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
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judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
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I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
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