I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
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