You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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