I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
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