i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
His nipple licking is glorious
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