Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
there was a trapeze. enough said
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
My life is pants optional.
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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