I got chris browned last night
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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