did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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