I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
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i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
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I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
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