i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
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