this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
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