: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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