I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
She's the barista slut.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
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