you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
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Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
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In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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